From This Day on I'll Learn to Breathe

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helpmypony:

cupcakesatthedisco:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

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oh yes i love getting high off dance

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wat

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i think it’s trying to communicate

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i don’t understand either 

"When Will My Life Begin"

(Source: ceylonese-queen)

(Source: khaleesi-katniss)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind)

ittybitty-machine:

"You come here often?"

ittybitty-machine:

"You come here often?"

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(Source: damagaladriel)

5sos babysitting kids (psa dont let this happen. ever.)

  • luke: i love little kids they're so cute OH GOD OKAY I CAN'T CONTROL THEM NEVERMIND
  • calum: hi little girl do you want to eat food with me
  • mikey: this baby cant even hold a wii controller *whispers* what a pussy
  • ashton: you have a very hot mom
  • calum: so when these kids get naked people think its 'cute' but when i get naked im told to 'put my clothes on before i get arrested' and 'nudity isnt allowed here'?!
  • mikey: it smells calum did you fart
  • luke: oh my god the baby pooped oh my god what do i do
  • ashton: hey, can you hook me up with your mom? what're you doing why are you running away why does this always happen
  • calum: the baby wont stop crying oh my god what do we do
  • mikey: ashton usually stops crying if we let him watch porn
  • luke: NO
  • ashton: this sucks i hate kids im never having sex again
wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame)

(Source: webissance)

*very small voice* hic

*very small voice* hic

(Source: iwhaleventually)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this